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| - | ====== Whiskey on the Rocks ======Whiskey on the Rocks is a brilliant Swedish-made political satire and mini-series. | + | ====== Whiskey on the Rocks ====== |
| + | Whiskey on the Rocks is a brilliant Swedish-made political satire and miniseries. | ||
| The story is set in October 1981, when a Soviet U-137 (Whiskey-class) nuclear submarine runs aground off the coast of neutral Sweden. The situation is extremely delicate, as the incident occurred just a stone’s throw from the top-secret Swedish naval base at Karlskrona. | The story is set in October 1981, when a Soviet U-137 (Whiskey-class) nuclear submarine runs aground off the coast of neutral Sweden. The situation is extremely delicate, as the incident occurred just a stone’s throw from the top-secret Swedish naval base at Karlskrona. | ||
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| - | ==== The series | + | ==== The series ==== |
| (At last) A series in which not everyone speaks English, but uses their own native language. Its creators (//who were also behind *The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared*// | (At last) A series in which not everyone speaks English, but uses their own native language. Its creators (//who were also behind *The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared*// | ||
| One of the series’ most brilliant and scathing sequences is the direct // | One of the series’ most brilliant and scathing sequences is the direct // | ||
| - | **Ronald Reagan** , the American president, wearing a cowboy hat and chewing gum, shoots at clay pigeons, which, incidentally, | + | **Ronald Reagan**, the American president, wearing a cowboy hat and chewing gum, shoots at clay pigeons, which, incidentally, |
| - | **Leonid Brezhnev** , the Soviet General Secretary, on the other hand, is teetering on the brink of dementia and severe alcoholism. He regularly downs a bottle of vodka and, in the middle of conversations, | + | **Leonid Brezhnev**, the Soviet General Secretary, on the other hand, is teetering on the brink of dementia and severe alcoholism. He regularly downs a bottle of vodka and, in the middle of conversations, |
| The only thing preventing a nuclear holocaust is the pair of interpreters sitting on either side of him, who are on the verge of death. Whilst Reagan and Brezhnev bombard each other with a barrage of carefully chosen insults and vulgar obscenities, | The only thing preventing a nuclear holocaust is the pair of interpreters sitting on either side of him, who are on the verge of death. Whilst Reagan and Brezhnev bombard each other with a barrage of carefully chosen insults and vulgar obscenities, | ||
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| ==== In reality, ==== | ==== In reality, ==== | ||
| - | on the night of 27 October 1981, a Swedish fisherman spotted something enormous on the rocks near the Karlskrona naval base. A Soviet **Whiskey-class diesel-electric submarine, S–363 (dubbed U–137 by the Swedes)** | + | on the night of 27 October 1981, a Swedish fisherman spotted something enormous on the rocks near the Karlskrona naval base. A Soviet **Whiskey-class diesel-electric submarine, S–363 (dubbed U–137 by the Swedes)** had penetrated the military zone within Swedish territorial waters. What’s more, to do so it had to navigate through a minefield and rocky outcrops, which would have required knowledge of the area accurate to the centimetre (or so one might think, but as we know, vodka also enhances navigational skills) |
| //“Sorry, our compass was out of order. We thought we were in Poland.”// | //“Sorry, our compass was out of order. We thought we were in Poland.”// | ||
| - | **According to Captain Pyotr Gushchin’s** , the navigation equipment (the compass and the direction finder) had both failed simultaneously, | + | **According to Captain Pyotr Gushchin**, the navigation equipment (the compass and the direction finder) had both failed simultaneously, |
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| ==== Parallels ==== | ==== Parallels ==== | ||
| - | Although the series **written by Jonas Jonasson** , which guarantees a dose of black humour, reality was often even more absurd than the script. The series jokes that the crew were dead drunk. Although, according to the locals, the captain reeked of alcohol when they first stepped on board, the Soviets flatly (but with bloodshot eyes) denied this. | + | Although the series, **written by Jonas Jonasson**, guarantees a dose of black humour, reality was often even more absurd than the script. The series jokes that the crew were dead drunk. Although according to the locals, the captain reeked of alcohol when they first stepped on board, the Soviets flatly (but with bloodshot eyes) denied this. |
| There are hints of drama in the series too, but it was only years later, from the political officer’s memoirs, that the most terrifying fact came to light: the crew had been ordered to blow up the submarine if the Swedes attempted to storm and capture it. Due to the nuclear torpedoes, this would have caused such extensive radioactive contamination that all wildlife along the Swedish coast would have been completely wiped out. | There are hints of drama in the series too, but it was only years later, from the political officer’s memoirs, that the most terrifying fact came to light: the crew had been ordered to blow up the submarine if the Swedes attempted to storm and capture it. Due to the nuclear torpedoes, this would have caused such extensive radioactive contamination that all wildlife along the Swedish coast would have been completely wiped out. | ||
| - | Sweden’s //was “tested”// | + | Sweden’s //was “tested”// |
| ==== As we know ==== | ==== As we know ==== | ||
| The Swedes were so terrified of secret Soviet underwater commandos and mini-submarines that, for decades, the navy dropped depth charges at every suspicious scraping sound coming from beneath the water. It was only after the Cold War, in 1995, that the shocking truth came to light: the //‘Soviet saboteurs’// | The Swedes were so terrified of secret Soviet underwater commandos and mini-submarines that, for decades, the navy dropped depth charges at every suspicious scraping sound coming from beneath the water. It was only after the Cold War, in 1995, that the shocking truth came to light: the //‘Soviet saboteurs’// | ||
| - | Swimming amongst the rocks along the shoreline, the animals produced acoustic signals on the hydrophones that were identical to those of frogmen. **Ingvar Carlsson** , the Swedish Prime Minister, was forced to admit to this international embarrassment at an official press conference. | + | Swimming amongst the rocks along the shoreline, the animals produced acoustic signals on the hydrophones that were identical to those of frogmen. **Ingvar Carlsson**, the Swedish Prime Minister, was forced to admit to this international embarrassment at an official press conference. |
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| - | ==== Operation ‘heringfing’ ==== | + | ==== Operation ‘heringfart’ ==== |
| Following the Whiskey incident, the Swedes developed a case of clinical paranoia. At the slightest suspicious noise underwater, they mobilised the fleet and dropped tonnes of depth charges into the sea. | Following the Whiskey incident, the Swedes developed a case of clinical paranoia. At the slightest suspicious noise underwater, they mobilised the fleet and dropped tonnes of depth charges into the sea. | ||
| - | In the 1980s and 1990s, operators of Swedish hydrophones (underwater microphones) repeatedly recorded a very strange, distinctive, | + | In the 1980s and 1990s, operators of Swedish hydrophones (underwater microphones) repeatedly recorded a very strange, distinctive, |
| - | As Swedish sonars (underwater microphones) had been picking up the suspicious hissing sound for years, **Carl Bildt** was so certain that the Russians were brazenly spying in Swedish territorial waters that he personally wrote an angry, table-pounding diplomatic note to the then Russian President, **Boris Yeltsin**. In the letter, Sweden officially expressed its deep indignation and demanded that Russia immediately withdraw its secret mini-submarines from Swedish bays, failing which it would cause an international scandal. | + | As Swedish sonars (underwater microphones) had been picking up the suspicious hissing sound for years, **Carl Bildt** was so certain that the Russians were brazenly spying in Swedish territorial waters that he personally wrote an angry, table-pounding diplomatic note to the then Russian President, **Boris Yeltsin**. In the letter, Sweden officially expressed its deep indignation and demanded that Russia immediately withdraw its secret mini-submarines from Swedish bays, warning that failure to do so would cause an international scandal. |
| - | When the navy had had enough of the fruitless manhunts, they secretly hired **Magnus Wahlberg** , a biologist, to determine the source of the sound. When the researcher discovered the truth, he was summoned to the Prime Minister’s Office and presented to the military leadership. In a locked room, the biologist played the top-secret military audio recordings to the Prime Minister and the generals. When Bildt asked what on earth the sound was – which most closely resembled the “sizzling of frying bacon” – Wahlberg replied dryly: //“Prime Minister, these are herrings. And they’re farting.”// | + | When the navy had had enough of the fruitless manhunts, they secretly hired **Magnus Wahlberg**, a biologist, to determine the source of the sound. When the researcher discovered the truth, he was summoned to the Prime Minister’s Office and presented to the military leadership. In a locked room, the biologist played the top-secret military audio recordings to the Prime Minister and the generals. When Bildt asked what on earth the sound was – which most closely resembled the “sizzling of frying bacon” – Wahlberg replied dryly: //“Prime Minister, these are herrings. And they’re farting.”// |
| The biologist had even brought a dead herring with him, which he squeezed in a bucket of water in front of the generals, proving that the escaping air bubbles produced exactly the same acoustic frequency as the alleged Soviet nuclear wonder-weapons. | The biologist had even brought a dead herring with him, which he squeezed in a bucket of water in front of the generals, proving that the escaping air bubbles produced exactly the same acoustic frequency as the alleged Soviet nuclear wonder-weapons. | ||
| - | **Magnus Wahlberg** and **Håkan Westerberg** Swedish biologists (who were awarded the **an Ig Nobel Prize** ) discovered that the sound is produced by huge shoals of herring when they are startled and release bubbles from their swim bladders through their anuses. Swedish taxpayers have spent more than 1.2 billion dollars (at today’s value) on military mobilisations and submarine hunts that were in fact triggered by farting herring. | + | **Magnus Wahlberg** and **Håkan Westerberg**, Swedish biologists (who were awarded the **an Ig Nobel Prize** ), discovered that the sound is produced by huge shoals of herring when they are startled and release bubbles from their swim bladders through their anuses. Swedish taxpayers have spent more than 1.2 billion dollars (at today’s value) on military mobilisations and submarine hunts that were in fact triggered by farting herring. |
| The most entertaining aspect of the whole affair is Carl Bildt’s subsequent career. It would have amounted to political suicide to admit to the electorate that the army had waged a billion-dollar war against herring. So Bildt – even years later, whilst serving as Foreign Minister – continued to deny the biological facts. | The most entertaining aspect of the whole affair is Carl Bildt’s subsequent career. It would have amounted to political suicide to admit to the electorate that the army had waged a billion-dollar war against herring. So Bildt – even years later, whilst serving as Foreign Minister – continued to deny the biological facts. | ||
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